To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain, attributed
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out one day and I looked at her and thought, "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
- Benny Hill
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
- Author Unknown
Thank Heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
- A.P. Herbert
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
- Drew Sitors
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
- Author Unknown
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
- Author Unknown
Deja Brew - the feeling that you've had this coffee before.
- Author Unknown
If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
- Nan Porter
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit which will cause the most inconvenience.
- Pam Brown
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